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Top Scrum Rugby Sweatshirt
Some men feel the need, the need to feed the scrum and shove the opposition back ten yards. Top Gun on the screen, top scrum on the pitch, and the same daft grin either way.
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This sweatshirt is built for the fan who quotes the film word for word and still thinks the front row is the most heroic place on a rugby pitch. The joke is a clean swap, the maverick aviator becomes the maverick front-rower, and anyone who loves both will get it the second they read it. There is real affection in the gag, because the man who buys this genuinely rates the unglamorous graft of the scrum, the bind, the hit, the slow grind that wins matches nobody remembers. The thick 280gsm cotton-faced body is warm as toast, which matters when you are stood on a touchline in the cold doing your own impression of holding the line. It is a sweatshirt for training nights, for the clubhouse, for the long drive to an away fixture with the heater on and the soundtrack up. It wears the in-joke lightly and lets the right people find it. The man who buys this has almost certainly delivered the theme tune unprompted at a club social, and he will happily do it again the moment someone clocks the slogan. Available in black, red, navy and grey, it suits the understated wear of a player who lets the gag speak before he does.
This works because it does not over-explain. State the pun once, trust it, move on. The front-rower reading it does not need a footnote, he just needs the nod. Made from 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, the fabric holds its shape through the wash so the gag stays as sharp as the day it arrived. The taped neck keeps it comfortable for a full ninety minutes on the side of a freezing pitch. It is the kind of top that starts a conversation in the bar, usually with someone doing the theme tune badly. If you like your rugby humour built on a clever crossover rather than a tired one-liner, the wider funny rugby gifts collection is full of the same knowing wit. This one rewards the fan who knows both the film and the front row inside out. It is the sort of top that gets pointed at across a crowded clubhouse, the silent acknowledgement of two people who both spotted the same clever swap. For the prop who fancies himself the squad's resident maverick, it is less a sweatshirt and more an identity stated plainly across the chest.
What is this rugby sweatshirt made from and how is it printed?
This rugby sweatshirt is thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced finish. The Top Scrum design is applied with a high-definition print that holds its colour through repeated washing, so the crossover gag stays crisp.
How does the sizing fit on this sweatshirt?
This sweatshirt has a generous unisex fit that suits both men and women. If you want a roomier layer over a base top for cold match days, take your usual size, and check the size chart before ordering so the fit is spot on.
When will my order ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and arrive in around 1 to 3 days after that in the UK. The Top Scrum design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, so it is ready to wear the moment it lands.
Who is the Top Scrum design best for?
The Top Scrum design is best for the rugby fan who loves Top Gun just as much and rates the front row as the bravest seat in the house. It makes a spot-on gift for a prop, hooker or scrum obsessive with a soft spot for an aviator classic.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
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Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.