Rugby Elf Christmas Jumper

Description

Christmas Jumper, Rugby Elf

Every squad has one, the joker who turns up to the do already three pints deep and louder than the music. Merry Rucking Christmas is just what he was going to say anyway, now printed across his chest.

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• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Christmas Jumper For The Squad Joker

This is for the clubhouse comedian who claims a ruck on the dancefloor and a maul at the bar, then denies all of it the next morning. The pun lands instantly with anyone who has ever played, and earns a slow groan from everyone who has not, which is exactly the reaction he is after. He will wear it to the club party, the family dinner and the pub quiz, and explain the joke to anyone who somehow missed it. Thick 280gsm cotton-faced fabric keeps him warm through every chorus of every song he insists on starting, and the generous cut gives him room to throw his arms about while he does it.

The Thinking Behind Merry Rucking Christmas

Swap one letter and the whole greeting changes character, which is exactly the kind of cheeky the post-match crowd lives for. It is rude without actually being rude, the sort of line that gets repeated all night until someone's nan finally clocks it. The wordplay rewards the rugby crowd who spend every Saturday shouting the real version at the ref. The high-definition print holds that crisp punchline through wash after wash, so it is still raising eyebrows next Christmas and the one after that.

Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

No itchy knit, no slogan nobody in the room actually gets. This is a soft sweatshirt built for a proper night out, the one he wears to the club party and keeps on for the taxi home and the kebab after. It works because it sounds exactly like something he would say, not a greeting card someone printed on a jumper. It sits happily among our funny rugby Christmas jumpers as the cheekiest of the lot, the one his teammates will be asking where he got. Backed by more than 1,800 verified reviews.

Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?

This Christmas jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, soft-faced and warm. The Merry Rucking Christmas design is applied with a high-definition print that stays sharp through repeated washing, so the gag reads clearly all season.

How does the sizing fit on this Christmas jumper?

This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs slightly longer than a standard sweatshirt, which suits a taller or bigger build. Sizes run from X-Small to 5X-Large, so check the size chart against your chest measurement before ordering for the room you want.

When does it ship and can the Christmas jumper be personalised?

Orders are produced in 1 to 2 days and then shipped within a 1 to 3 day window, so order in good time for the party season. This Christmas jumper is a fixed Rugby Elf design and cannot be personalised, since the Merry Rucking Christmas pun is the whole joke.

Who is the Rugby Elf Christmas jumper best suited to?

It suits the loud one in the clubhouse who treats the Christmas do like a fixture and the bar like a scrum. The cheeky pun makes it an easy gift for the teammate who never stops talking, with four colours so you can match it to his club kit.