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I Only Kneel To Scrum Hoodie
Some men kneel for very few things, and a scrum is right at the top of a very short list. This hoodie is for the old second row who bends the knee for the binding, the fallen, and almost nothing else.
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There is a stubborn dignity in the line, and that is the whole point. The man who wears this does not do grovelling, fuss or false humility. He kneels to pack down, he kneels to remember the ones who are gone, and that is roughly where his list ends. Everything else can be done standing up, thank you.
It suits the forward who carries himself with quiet pride long after his last competitive game. The humour here is dry and self-assured rather than loud, the sort of line that earns a knowing nod from anyone who has ever propped or locked. Built on a heavyweight 280gsm fleece-lined body, it is exactly what he wants to pull on for a cold Saturday on the side of a pitch he no longer plays on but never really left.
Rugby men have a particular relationship with respect. They give it generously to the game, to the fallen and to a worthy opponent, and grudgingly to almost everything else. The slogan distils that into one stubborn, funny boast. It is not arrogance exactly, it is a code, and the code says you bow to the things that have actually earned it.
That is what makes it such a fitting gift. Buy it for the ex-forward dad who still talks about the engagement at every scrum. The high-definition print keeps the line crisp through every wash, so the boast never softens. For more cold-weather designs cut from the same proud cloth, the full range of rugby gifts is worth a look.
A slogan hoodie has to be warm enough to live in through the winter and sharp enough to keep its line. This one does both. The fleece lining makes it a real touchline layer, and the print holds up to the kind of wash cycle a much-loved hoodie gets put through.
It earns its place because it says something true about the man wearing it. Backed by over 1,800 verified reviews, it holds up to constant use, and the boast holds up to scrutiny. He really does only kneel to scrum. He has simply made his peace with how few things qualify.
What is this rugby hoodie made from and how is it printed?
This rugby hoodie is made from heavyweight 280gsm fabric, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft fleece lining. The high-definition print stays crisp and will not fade, so the design survives every cold Saturday and every wash that follows in good shape.
How does this hoodie fit?
The hoodie has a generous fit and runs a touch longer than usual, which suits the broad frame of a former forward. It is built to layer over a shirt on the touchline, so check the size chart and order your normal size rather than going up for extra room.
How fast does it ship and can it be personalised?
We print within 1 to 2 production days and UK delivery usually follows within 1 to 3 days. This scrum design is a set print and is not personalised, so it arrives exactly as shown, ready for the next cold Saturday on the sideline.
Who is this design best for?
This design suits the proud ex-forward, the prop or lock who still demonstrates body position at the bar. It is a knowing gift for a rugby dad or long-serving clubman who treats his old position with reverence, and it is made for touchline winters watching the team he can no longer play for.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.