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Football Chickens T Shirt
You have sat through one too many theatrical tumbles and found the shirt that says what every rugby fan thinks. One code takes the hits and gets up, the other rolls around clutching an ankle nobody went near.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)
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Plenty of rugby tees at this price go baggy at the neck within a month. Ours is 180gsm heavyweight cotton, cut long and generous for a proper build. Seamless twin needle collar, taped neck and shoulders, and a tear-out label instead of the scratchy one.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)
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Every rugby fan has watched a footballer go down as though shot by a sniper, only to sprint back on thirty seconds later. This shirt is the punchline to a rivalry as old as both games, worn by the fan who loves that rugby players shake hands with the ref and move on. It is proud rather than nasty, banter for the fan who knows his sport asks for eighty minutes of genuine graft and no play-acting. It belongs on the clubhouse regular who points at the telly and rests his whole case in a single word.
The joke needs no explanation to anyone who follows the oval ball. Rugby prides itself on toughness, respect for the official and getting up after a hit, and the contrast writes itself. There is real affection buried in the dig, a pride in a sport where players trade blows then share a drink afterwards. That mix of banter and loyalty is exactly the tone the rugby crowd loves, and it sits happily beside the rest of our funny rugby gifts written for fans who enjoy a bit of needle with their pride.
A rivalry shirt has to be worth wearing long after the laugh, and this one is. The 180gsm heavyweight cotton holds its shape through a full season, and the generous cut looks good on any build. It comes in black, charcoal, navy, red and Irish green, one for any wardrobe. Backed by more than 1,800 verified reviews, it turns up looking exactly as shown. A guaranteed-laugh gift for the rugby diehard who never misses a chance to remind a football fan which game is tougher, and a proud self-buy for anyone who has made the point over a pint more times than they can count.
What is this funny rugby t shirt made from and how is it printed?
This funny rugby t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition DTG print. The heavier weight holds its shape, and the print stays crisp rather than cracking, so the punchline reads clean wash after wash.
How does this rugby t shirt fit and what size should I order?
This rugby t shirt has a long length and a generous fit that looks good on any physique, and sizing runs true. It comes in sizes from small up to 5XL, so check the size chart before ordering and take your usual size, or size up for a roomier feel.
How quickly does it ship and can the design be personalised?
Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and arrive on a 1 to 3 day UK shipping window. This design is sold exactly as shown and is not personalised, which keeps the rivalry one-liner clean and instantly readable.
Who is this Football Chickens design best for?
It suits the proud rugby fan who loves code-war banter and rates his game tougher. A brilliant gift for the clubhouse regular who never lets a football fan forget it, or anyone who has made the argument a hundred times.
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All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Each one is printed fresh for you, then given time for the ink to fully cure before it's quality checked and packed. Most orders ship within 2-3 business days.
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates, and will not issue refunds on that basis. So please make sure that you order in good time.