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Beat The Jocks T Shirt
You can lose every other game in the championship and still call the season a success, on one condition. This shirt states that condition in no uncertain terms.
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The fixture against the Scots is the one that really matters, and every England fan knows it deep down. This shirt says the quiet part out loud, with a grin rather than a sneer, because the rivalry up and down the border is half the fun of the championship. It is banter in its purest form, the kind that ends with a pint together once the final whistle has gone.
It suits the England supporter who never tires of winding up his Scottish mates, especially the ones who cheerfully back anyone playing against the men in white. Wear it to the ground, to the pub, or to the family gathering with a Scot or two in the room. The strong 180gsm cotton gives it the substance for a fan who plans to wear this one a lot.
The humour rests on the affection underneath the dig. The home nations have been ribbing each other for well over a century, and this line captures it perfectly, the mock priorities of a fan who would happily trade a Grand Slam for one win over the auld enemy. It is cheeky, not cruel, the kind of banter the rugby crowd thrives on.
That makes it a brilliant gift for the England fan with a Scottish in-law, or the mate whose whole season hinges on that one result. It carries the spirit of friendly rivalry that defines the game, and it sits right alongside the rest of our england rugby gifts for the supporter who loves the white shirt and the wind-up in equal measure.
A banter shirt needs to be worth wearing again and again, because the joke only works if it gets seen every championship. This one is cut from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a long, generous fit, so it has the weight and shape of a proper tee rather than a flimsy novelty that fades after a couple of outings.
The high-definition DTG print keeps the line bold and readable so the dig lands every time, no cracking or fading down the line. It is the shirt an England fan reaches for on every Calcutta Cup weekend, ready to enjoy the result and the reaction in equal measure.
What is this England rugby t shirt made from and how is it printed?
This England rugby t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition DTG print. The heavier cotton holds its shape through plenty of wear and the print stays bold and legible rather than fading or cracking after a few washes.
How does the t shirt fit and size up?
The shirt has a long length and generous fit that suits most builds. Sizing runs true to size, so check the size chart before ordering, and size up only if you want a little extra room across the chest and shoulders for comfort or layering.
How quickly does it ship and can it be personalised?
Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days then shipped on a 1 to 3 day UK service. This England rugby t shirt is a fixed slogan design and cannot be personalised, so it arrives exactly as shown with the banter ready to go.
Who is this design best for?
It suits the England supporter who lives for the rivalry with Scotland and loves a good-natured wind-up. It makes a brilliant gift for a fan with a Scottish in-law or mate, or a self-buy for the supporter whose season is made by one result.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.