Certified Pie Eating Hoodie

Description

Rugby Hoodie, Certified Pie Eating Player

Some lads train for the gain line. This one trains for the half-time spread. Certified, qualified and fully committed to the pie, with a chant that follows him round every ground.

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• Heavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester. Built to last.
• Soft fleece lining, warm as toast. Sorted for the touchline on a cold Saturday.
• Generous fit, runs a touch longer than usual.
• High-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash.
• Double-layer hood with drawcord and steel eyelets.
• Front pouch pocket, fleece-lined. Warm hands while you watch the game.
• Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape.
• Twin-needle stitching, double-stitched for strength.
• Machine washable at 30 degrees.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Hoodie For The Proud Front-Row Pie Merchant

This hoodie is for the player who wears the terrace chant as a compliment and means it. Who ate all the pies? He did, and he is delighted you noticed. The slogan turns the old taunt on its head, a badge of honour for the heavyset hero of the front row who does the unglamorous graft and refuses to skip pudding. There is warm, self-deprecating pride in it, the comfortable confidence of a man who knows his shape and owns it completely. The fleece-lined 280gsm body is warm as toast and generously cut, which suits a fella built for the scrum rather than the wing. Wear it to the clubhouse where the pies are the main event after the final whistle, or to the ground where the chant is sung with genuine affection. It is funny because it is fond, the kind of gentle ribbing rugby does better than any other sport. The pie eater is not the butt of the joke, he is the hero of it, the man who holds the scrum together and leads the chorus afterwards. Available in black, navy, red, Kelly green and grey, it gives every front-row legend a colour to call his own.

Rugby Hoodie That Gets It Right

The design works because it celebrates rather than mocks. The pie eater is a beloved figure in rugby, the cornerstone of the scrum and the heart of the post-match singsong, and this wears that role with a grin. The double-layer hood with steel eyelets and the high-definition fade-resistant print mean the joke holds up through countless washes, which matters for a top that will see plenty of clubhouse action. It earns a laugh and a friendly slap on the back from every team-mate who knows the chant. If self-aware, big-hearted rugby humour is your kind of thing, the wider funny rugby gifts range is full of designs cut from the same cloth. This one is made for the proud, certified, fully qualified pie eater who would not have it any other way. He has heard the chant a thousand times and grinned every single one, because he knows the front row is where matches are quietly won. The generous cut gives him room to breathe after the half-time spread, which feels like the design thinking of everything.

Rugby Hoodie FAQ

What is this rugby hoodie made from and how is it printed?

This rugby hoodie is heavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft fleece lining. The certified pie eating design is applied with a high-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade through repeated washing.

How does the sizing fit on this hoodie?

This hoodie has a generous unisex fit and runs a touch longer than usual, which suits a fella built for the front row. For room to move and a comfortable fit after a few pies, take your usual size and check the size chart before ordering.

When will my order ship and can the design be personalised?

Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and arrive in around 1 to 3 days after that in the UK. The certified pie eating design is sold as shown and is not personalised, so it ships ready to wear.

Who is the certified pie eating design best for?

The certified pie eating design is best for the proud front-row forward who wears the terrace chant as a compliment and loves a half-time pie. It makes a cracking gift for a prop or hooker with a big heart and an even bigger appetite.