Touch My Elf Jumper

£32.19
Shipping from £3.89 (UK)

Touch My Elf Jumper

Shipping from £3.89 (UK)
£32.19
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Product Description

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Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Touch My Elf

You spend eighty minutes inviting people to tackle you, so a cheeky line about an elf is hardly going to make you blush. This is the jumper for the one who likes their festive humour a shade blue and delivers it with a perfectly straight face.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

  • Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
  • Generous fit.
  • Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
  • Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
  • Taped neck for comfort.
  • Twin-needle stitching for strength.
  • WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Christmas Jumper With A Cheeky Edge

The pun does the heavy lifting and the wearer just stands there enjoying the double-takes. It is the sort of line that splits the room into people who laugh and people who pretend not to. Printed on a thick 280gsm cotton-faced jumper, it is built to carry the joke through a long and lively festive night.

The Thinking Behind The Touch My Elf Design

Rugby humour has always had a cheeky streak, and this one leans right into it without crossing into nasty. It is playful filth done with a wink, perfect for the clubhouse comedian who knows exactly how far to push it. The high-definition print keeps the elf and the lettering crisp so the gag lands the moment it is spotted.

Rugby Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A cheeky festive jumper has to raise a laugh and still look the part, and this one pulls it off. It sits comfortably in our range of rugby Christmas jumpers as the pick for the one who enjoys a bit of mischief. With 1,800+ verified reviews behind the range, the build quality is sorted, the reactions are entirely down to the wearer.

Rugby Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is the Touch My Elf jumper made from and how is it printed?

The Touch My Elf jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced finish. The cheeky elf design is applied with a high-definition print that holds up through repeated washing, and the neck is taped for comfort.

How does this Christmas jumper fit and what size should I pick?

This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing, so most people order their usual size. If you want extra room for a long party night, size up one and compare the size chart to a jumper you already wear.

When will it ship and can it be personalised?

Orders are printed in 1 to 2 production days then posted on a 1 to 3 day UK service. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown so the cheeky pun reads clean.

Who is the Touch My Elf jumper best suited to?

It suits the clubhouse joker who enjoys a slightly blue gag and a room full of double-takes, making it a fun gift for the teammate who never plays it safe. It is made for a Christmas social where a cheeky line goes down better than a polite one.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £39.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).


How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).


How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.


How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.


What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk


How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk


Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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