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Rugby Player Christmas Jumper
You sit somewhere between choirboy and sin-bin, and everyone at the club knows exactly which side wins on a night out. This is the jumper that lets them decide, then quietly proves them right.
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Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.
Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
This one plays both ends of the pitch. One minute you are passing the gravy like a saint, the next you are leading the third verse of a song nobody should know. The nice and naughty gag works because every rugby player carries both, and the room already knows which one shows up after the final whistle. Printed on a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, it holds its shape through a full December of parties.
The joke is the wink, not the words. It hands the question to everyone else and lets them answer based on what they have witnessed at the bar. For the player who is gentle as a lamb until the post-match singsong, it is uncomfortably accurate. We print it with a high-definition finish that stays crisp through every wash, so the punchline reads clearly across a crowded clubhouse all season.
A festive jumper earns its place by being worn, not folded away after one wear. This sits comfortably at the work do, the family lunch and the club bash, because the gag travels with the wearer rather than the venue. Each one is printed here in the UK on a soft, cotton-faced 280gsm body, so it feels like a proper jumper and reads like a dare. If you want more in the same spirit, the wider range of rugby gifts for fans covers every player on your list.
What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?
This rugby Christmas jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft cotton-faced inside. The nice and naughty design is printed with a high-definition finish that stays crisp and will not crack or fade in the wash.
How does the jumper fit and how should I pick a size?
This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing across the XS to 5XL range. If you like a roomier feel over a base layer for cold touchline mornings, take your normal size, and check the chart before ordering rather than sizing up.
When will it ship and can the design be personalised?
Your jumper is printed and dispatched within 1 to 2 production days, with UK delivery usually landing in 1 to 3 days after that. The nice and naughty design is a fixed print and is not personalised, so it arrives exactly as shown.
Who is the nice and naughty Christmas jumper actually for?
It suits the rugby player who is impeccably behaved right up until the post-match bar, then becomes the reason the stories get told. It is a strong gift for the clubmate who claims to be on the nice list every single year, and a fine bit of self-aware bragging worn to the club Christmas do.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk
If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk
We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.