Merry Drunk Xmas Jumper

Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Merry Drunk I'm Christmas

It is the line everyone fumbles by the fourth pint at the club do, and now it is stitched across your chest before you slur it yourself. This is the jumper for the one who peaks at the bar and owns it.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper For The One Who Peaks At The Bar

There is always one who gets the words the wrong way round somewhere around the third round, and turns Merry Christmas into Merry Drunk without meaning to. This wears the slip on purpose, printed across a 280gsm cotton-faced jumper that is warm enough to keep on from the first pint to the taxi queue, which on this form is the whole evening.

The Thinking Behind Merry Drunk I'm Christmas

The gag works because it is the exact mistake half the room is about to make anyway. Swap the order of two words and the festive greeting becomes a confession. We print it bold and clean so it reads from across a crowded bar, and put it on a heavyweight sweatshirt so it holds up to a December that involves more than one party.

Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A jumper built for the bar needs to take a knock and still look the part by closing time. This one runs generous in the fit, with room for a long lunch and a few too many, and the taped neck means no scratching while you hold court. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, it lines up neatly with the rest of our rugby Christmas jumpers if your round of mates fancies arriving as a team.

Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is the Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper made from and how is it printed?

The Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft cotton-faced finish. The design is printed using a high-definition method that stays sharp wash after wash, and the neck is taped for comfort so it sits well through a long night at the bar.

How does the sizing fit on this Christmas jumper?

This Christmas jumper is unisex and runs with a generous fit, so most people find their usual size works well with room for a layer underneath. It comes in sizes from XS through to 5XL, and previous buyers consistently report the sizing is accurate, so order your normal size unless you want it roomier.

How quickly does the Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper ship and can it be personalised?

The Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper is made to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped on a 1 to 3 day service within the UK. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown so the slurred-greeting gag lands as drawn.

Who is the Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper actually for?

The Merry Drunk Christmas Jumper suits the mate who is reliably three drinks ahead and proud of it, the one who fluffs the toast every year. It is built for the rugby club Christmas do, the pub crawl, or any festive night out where the punchline is going to happen whether you plan it or not.