KissMyAss Xmas Jumper

£32.19
Shipping from £3.89 (UK)

KissMyAss Xmas Jumper

Shipping from £3.89 (UK)
£32.19
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Product Description

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Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Merry KissMyAss

You have done the small talk, pulled the cracker, worn the paper hat. By the time the relatives start on the board games, this jumper has already said what you are thinking. Merry KissMyAss, with a grin.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

  • Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
  • Generous fit.
  • Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
  • Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
  • Taped neck for comfort.
  • Twin-needle stitching for strength.
  • WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

KissMyAss Christmas Jumper For The Festive Grump

Some people genuinely do not do forced festive cheer, and would rather everyone knew it up front. This swaps the usual greeting for a blunter one, Merry KissMyAss, worn with the kind of straight face that makes it funnier. It is printed on a 280gsm cotton-faced jumper that is warm enough to wear through the bits of Christmas you would rather skip entirely.

The Thinking Behind Merry KissMyAss

The gag is in the swap. It looks like a normal festive greeting until you read the second word, then it is exactly what the grumpiest one at the table has been muttering all day. We print it bold and clean so it reads in one go, on a heavyweight sweatshirt built to outlast more than one reluctant family Christmas.

KissMyAss Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A jumper this cheeky still has to be one you actually want to wear. This one runs generous in the fit, with room for a layer underneath, and the taped neck means no scratching while you sit out the charades. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, it lines up with the rest of our rugby Christmas jumpers if the rest of the miserable lot want to match.

KissMyAss Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is the KissMyAss Christmas Jumper made from and how is it printed?

The KissMyAss Christmas Jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft cotton-faced finish. The design is printed using a high-definition method that stays sharp wash after wash, and the neck is taped for comfort so it sits well all day.

How does the sizing fit on this Christmas jumper?

This Christmas jumper is unisex and runs with a generous fit, so most people find their usual size works well with room for a layer underneath. It comes in sizes from XS through to 5XL, and previous buyers consistently report the sizing is accurate, so order your normal size unless you want it roomier.

How quickly does the KissMyAss Christmas Jumper ship and can it be personalised?

The KissMyAss Christmas Jumper is made to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped on a 1 to 3 day service within the UK. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown so the cheeky swap reads just as drawn.

Who is the KissMyAss Christmas Jumper actually for?

The KissMyAss Christmas Jumper suits the proud festive grump, the one who tolerates Christmas rather than celebrates it and wants that on record. It is a knowing gift for the family cynic, and it earns its laughs at the club do where nobody is going to take offence at a bit of bah-humbug.

Delivery & Returns

We provide free shipping on all orders over £39.

Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).


How long does it take to receive my order?

All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).


How long does delivery take to countries outside the UK?

To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.


How can I track my order?

We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.


What is your Returns Policy?

Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk


How do I contact you?

If you have any other questions or have questions about problems which are NOT listed on this page, please get in touch via email at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk


Christmas and Other Anniversary Deliveries

We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.

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