KissMeArse Christmas Jumper

Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Merry KissMeArse

You say the greeting, the room hears it a beat late, and then the groan arrives right on cue. This is the festive sweater that smuggles a cheeky two-finger salute inside a perfectly polite Christmas hello.

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• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Christmas Jumper Built On A Pun

This is a proper bit of wordplay, the kind that gets read twice before it clicks. It wears the shape of Merry Christmas right up to the point it cheerfully tells you where to go. That mischief is exactly the tone of the clubhouse, where a polite greeting and a wind-up are usually the same sentence. Printed on a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, it keeps its shape through every party that earns the response.

The Thinking Behind The Pun

A good play on words rewards the slow reader, and this one springs its trap on the second look. It frames the wearer as quick and cheeky rather than rude, which is the sweet spot for the post-match singsong crowd. We print it in high-definition so the line stays crisp and the gag keeps catching people out across the whole season. It is festive and faintly rude at once, which is precisely why the rugby crowd loves it.

Rugby Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A festive jumper that makes people groan and grin in the same breath has done its job, and this pun delivers both. It suits the clubmate who greets everyone with a smile and an insult, worn to the club bash and the bolder family gatherings. Made in the UK on a soft, cotton-faced 280gsm body, it is built for a string of December outings, not one. For more in the same cheeky vein, the wider range of funny rugby gifts is worth a browse.

Rugby Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?

This rugby Christmas jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced inside. The Merry KissMeArse pun is printed with a high-definition finish that stays crisp and will not crack or fade through a busy festive run.

How does the jumper fit and what size should I order?

This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing from XS to 5XL. For a roomier feel over a layer on a cold matchday, take your normal size, and check the measurements before ordering rather than sizing up.

When does it ship and can the pun be personalised?

Your jumper is printed and dispatched within 1 to 2 production days, with UK delivery usually landing 1 to 3 days later. The Merry KissMeArse pun is a fixed print and cannot be personalised, so it arrives exactly as pictured.

Who is the Merry KissMeArse Christmas jumper for?

It suits the rugby player who cannot say hello without slipping in a wind-up, and who loves a pun that takes a second to land. It makes a sharp gift for the cheekiest member of the club, and a fitting choice for anyone who likes their festive greeting with a bit of bite.