Give Oral Christmas Jumper

Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Will Give Oral For Mince Pies

You would not sell your soul for much, but a warm mince pie is a genuinely different conversation. This is the jumper that makes your one festive weakness public, loudly.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Christmas Jumper With A Cheeky Confession

This is the wind-up worn on the chest. It sets a price on your festive loyalty and the price is a single mince pie, which is exactly the kind of nonsense that gets a roar at the club bar. The line does the heavy lifting, so we kept the build honest: a thick 280gsm sweatshirt that survives a full run of December nights out. It is loud, it is daft, and it is precisely the energy a rugby Christmas do runs on.

The Thinking Behind The Mince Pie Bargain

Cheeky works best when it is specific, and a mince pie is far funnier than anything vaguer. It paints the wearer as shameless but harmless, which is the whole spirit of the post-match singsong crowd. The high-definition print keeps the gag sharp and readable from across the room, so the joke lands before you have even said hello. It is innuendo dressed up in festive clothing, and the rugby crowd reads it instantly.

Rugby Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

The best festive jumper is the one that gets quoted back at you all night, and this one does that work for you. It belongs at the club bash and the cheekier end of the family gathering, on the wearer who likes a reaction more than a quiet life. Printed in the UK on a soft 280gsm body backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, it holds up as well as it shows off. Pair it with the rest of the funny rugby gifts for the clubmate who finds this sort of thing hilarious.

Rugby Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?

This rugby Christmas jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced inside. The mince pie design is printed with a high-definition finish that stays crisp and will not crack or fade across a season of wears and washes.

How does the jumper fit and how should I choose a size?

This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing from XS to 5XL. For a relaxed, layer-friendly feel on a cold matchday, stick to your usual size, and check the measurements before ordering rather than going up.

When does it ship and can the slogan be personalised?

Your jumper is printed and dispatched within 1 to 2 production days, with UK delivery typically arriving 1 to 3 days later. The mince pie slogan is a fixed print and cannot be personalised, so it turns up exactly as pictured.

Who is the mince pie Christmas jumper really for?

It suits the rugby player who treats the buffet as a contact sport and is not remotely embarrassed about it. It makes a brilliant gift for the clubmate with zero filter at the Christmas do, and a knowing bit of self-deprecation for anyone whose festive willpower ends at the dessert table.