Already Stuffed Jumper

Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, Already Stuffed This Christmas

You have not even reached the turkey and you are already done in, slumped in the good chair with the top button gone. This is the jumper that says it for you, with a wink nobody at the table will miss.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper For The First To Fold At The Table

There is always one who taps out before the pudding, belt loosened and eyes half shut by half two. This says it plainly, already stuffed this Christmas, with just enough cheek to raise an eyebrow from the in-laws. It is printed on a 280gsm cotton-faced jumper with a generous cut, which is handy when you have committed to a third helping.

The Thinking Behind Already Stuffed This Christmas

The line works on two levels and that is the whole point. Stuffed like the turkey, or stuffed in the other sense, and you get to decide which one you meant. We keep the print clean and let the gag do the talking, on a heavyweight sweatshirt that holds its shape no matter how big the dinner gets.

Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A Christmas Day jumper has one job, to be comfortable enough to live in from breakfast to the late film. This one runs generous in the fit, with proper room for the big meal, and the taped neck means no scratching while you doze through the afternoon. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, it fits right in with the rest of our rugby Christmas jumpers if the whole sofa needs kitting out.

Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is the Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper made from and how is it printed?

The Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft cotton-faced finish. The design is printed using a high-definition method that stays crisp wash after wash, and the neck is taped for comfort so it sits well through a long lazy day.

How does the sizing fit on this Christmas jumper?

This Christmas jumper is unisex and runs with a generous fit, which is just as well for Christmas Day, so most people find their usual size works with room to spare. It comes in sizes from XS through to 5XL, and previous buyers consistently report the sizing is accurate, so order your normal size unless you want it roomier.

How quickly does the Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper ship and can it be personalised?

The Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper is made to order in 1 to 2 production days, then shipped on a 1 to 3 day service within the UK. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown so the double meaning lands the way it was drawn.

Who is the Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper actually for?

The Already Stuffed Christmas Jumper suits the one who treats Christmas dinner as a contact sport and is first to undo the belt. It is the natural pick for the big family lunch or a lazy Boxing Day, anywhere a cheeky double meaning is going to get a snort rather than a telling-off.