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Deck The Mauls Xmas Jumper
You have spent every winter Saturday with your shoulder buried in a maul, so swapping the halls for something a good deal heavier feels entirely natural. This is the jumper for the forward who hears a Christmas carol and immediately thinks about driving over the line.
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One letter swapped and the carol belongs to the pack rather than the choir, which is precisely how the wearer thinks it should be. It is a quiet bit of genius for anyone who would honestly rather deck a maul than the halls. This is the design for the proud forward who lives for the unglamorous graft, the second row or flanker who finds something close to joy in a well-set drive over the line. Printed on a thick 280gsm cotton-faced jumper, it is built to take a full festive run of socials without losing its shape, which suits a wearer who does not do things by halves. The joke gives the heavy mob a festive anthem of their very own, after years of watching the backs get all the glory and most of the carols.
Forwards do the unglamorous graft week in and week out, and a maul is about as unglamorous and as quietly satisfying as rugby ever gets. Turning a polished carol toward it hands the pack a festive line that finally speaks their language. The design suits the player who takes genuine pride in the dirty work, the one who would rather win a metre at the breakdown than score a flashy try. The high-definition print keeps the bold lettering crisp so the pun lands the second it is read, and it holds up through a season of washes rather than cracking after the first big night. It is heavy, clever and proud all at once, which is a fair summary of the forward it was made for.
A clever festive jumper should raise a smile and survive the season, and this one manages both without breaking sweat. It is bright enough for the party and warm enough for the cold morning fixture afterwards, which suits a wearer who turns up for both regardless of the weather. It sits proudly in our range of rugby Christmas jumpers as the pick for the proud forward who lives in the thick of it. With 1,800+ verified reviews behind the range, the quality is settled before you order, so the only thing left to test is the joke on the rest of the squad at the bar.
What is the Deck The Mauls jumper made from and how is it printed?
The Deck The Mauls jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced finish that keeps you warm on a cold day. The carol-twist design is applied with a high-definition print that holds up through repeated washing, and the neck is taped for comfort so it wears well all season.
How does this Christmas jumper fit and what size should I pick?
This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing, so most people order their usual size with confidence. Forwards wanting extra room across the shoulders can size up one, and the size chart compares easily to a jumper you already wear before you commit to a size.
When will it ship and can the Deck The Mauls design be personalised?
Orders are printed in 1 to 2 production days then posted on a 1 to 3 day UK service, leaving comfortable time before the festive socials. This design is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown so the carol pun reads clean and bold the moment someone spots it across the clubhouse.
Who is the Deck The Mauls jumper best suited to?
It suits the proud forward who lives for the graft of the maul and the breakdown, making it a spot-on gift for a second row, a flanker or any clubmate from the heavy mob. It is made for a Christmas social where the pack finally gets a carol to call its own.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.