{"product_id":"serious-injury-may-occur-hoodie","title":"Serious Injury Rugby Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie, Serious Injury May Occur\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen the match is on you go quiet, focused and entirely unavailable, and people who interrupt do so at their peril. This hoodie is the warning label they should have read first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Barry T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 1,800+ verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Cheryl T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester. Built to last.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft fleece lining, warm as toast. Sorted for the touchline on a cold Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous fit, runs a touch longer than usual.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-layer hood with drawcord and steel eyelets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront pouch pocket, fleece-lined. Warm hands while you watch the game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem hold their shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin-needle stitching, double-stitched for strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable at 30 degrees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWRAP certified. No sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie For The Fan Who Goes Into Lockdown At Kick-Off\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is worn by the supporter who treats eighty minutes of rugby as sacred and reacts badly to anyone wandering in front of the telly with a question. The warning is half a joke and half a genuine notice, do not disturb while watching, serious injury may occur, and everyone in the house knows there is truth in it. It suits the fan who has shushed a room and let a brew go cold rather than miss a crucial passage of play. The humour is deadpan, the kind that gets a knowing laugh from a partner who has learned to time their requests for half time. At a heavyweight 280gsm with a soft fleece lining, it is the natural choice for those cold winter nights on the sofa when the big games land and the world is told to wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Do Not Disturb Line\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design works because it exaggerates a real household truth into a mock warning sign. Every rugby fan recognises the type, or is the type, who becomes briefly unreachable when the match kicks off. The joke flatters that devotion rather than mocking it, which is why it has been one of the best selling designs and earns its place on a hoodie. The threat of serious injury is tongue in cheek, but carries just enough edge to make a family member think twice. That balance of warmth and warning is the whole gag. Cut generous and a touch longer than usual with a drawcord hood, it is made for long evenings glued to the action. For more lines in the same spirit, the range of \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/rugbynut.co.uk\/collections\/t-shirts\"\u003efunny rugby t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e is well stocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt gets it right because it captures one very specific behaviour, the total focus of a fan during a match, and turns it into a badge. The right person sees it and laughs because it is them. The fit suits the setting too, generous and longer in the body so it is comfortable to settle into for the full eighty minutes without it riding up. The high-definition print stays crisp wash after wash, which matters on a hoodie pulled on for every big game through the winter. This is for the rugby obsessive who disappears into the action, and it states the house rules with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this rugby hoodie made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis rugby hoodie is heavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft fleece lining. The design is applied with a high-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash, so the warning reads sharp through years of winter wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the hoodie fit and how should I choose a size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hoodie has a generous fit and runs a touch longer than usual, ideal for settling onto the sofa for a full match. Previous buyers describe the length as longer than standard, so if you are between sizes you can take your normal size rather than going up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it ship and can the design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are printed in 1 to 2 production days and arrive within a 1 to 3 day UK shipping window. This serious injury may occur hoodie is not personalised, it ships exactly as shown, so the warning lands exactly as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this serious injury may occur hoodie best for as a gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is made for the rugby fan who goes silent and unmovable the moment the match starts. 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