{"product_id":"rugby-noun-hoodie","title":"Rugby Noun Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie, Rugby The Noun Definition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen the dictionary, find rugby, and there it is: pretty much the greatest thing in the world, reserved for the highly intelligent and impossibly good looking. This hoodie wears that mock definition for the fan who treats the game as a settled fact rather than an opinion.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Barry T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 1,800+ verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Cheryl T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester. Built to last.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft fleece lining, warm as toast. Sorted for the touchline on a cold Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous fit, runs a touch longer than usual.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-layer hood with drawcord and steel eyelets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront pouch pocket, fleece-lined. Warm hands while you watch the game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and hem hold their shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin-needle stitching, double-stitched for strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable at 30 degrees.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWRAP certified. No sweatshops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie For The Quietly Smug Devotee\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fun of a mock dictionary entry is the deadpan confidence of it. No argument, no debate, just a flat definition stating that the game is the best thing going and that the people who love it happen to be the brightest and best looking in any room. It is a boast delivered with a perfectly straight face, which is exactly why it works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the fan who would never say any of this out loud but absolutely believes every word. The humour is dry and self-aware, a wink rather than a shout, the sort of line that earns a smirk from another believer and an eye-roll from everyone else. Built on a heavyweight 280gsm fleece-lined body, it is the hoodie he reaches for when the cold sets in and the rugby is on, looking insufferably pleased with himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind Rugby The Definition\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery fan secretly thinks their sport is the superior one, and rugby fans are worse than most for it. The joke leans into that gentle superiority and dresses it up as fact. By framing it as a dictionary definition, the design pretends the matter is closed, no opinions required, which is far funnier than any honest brag could be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat deadpan confidence is what makes it such a good gift. Buy it for the mate who genuinely believes the game makes better men. The high-definition print keeps every word of the definition crisp through countless washes, so the smugness never fades. For more designs that flatter the dedicated fan, the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/rugby-gifts\"\u003erugby gifts\u003c\/a\u003e has plenty to choose from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA joke hoodie has to be warm enough to live in and clever enough to keep its charm. This one manages both. The fleece lining makes it a genuine touchline layer for the worst of the winter, and the deadpan definition stays funny long after the first wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt earns its place because the confidence is so gloriously unearned and yet so completely sincere. Backed by over 1,800 verified reviews, the build holds up, and the boast holds up to anyone brave enough to challenge it. Rugby. The greatest thing in the world. It is right there in black and white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRugby Hoodie FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this rugby hoodie made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis rugby hoodie is made from heavyweight 280gsm fabric, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft fleece lining. The high-definition print stays crisp and will not fade, so every word of the mock definition reads clean after season upon season of wear and washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does this hoodie fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hoodie has a generous fit and runs a touch longer than usual, which suits a broad rugby frame and easy layering. It is cut to go over a shirt on a cold touchline, so check the size chart and stick with your normal size rather than going up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow fast does it ship and can it be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe print within 1 to 2 production days and UK delivery usually follows within 1 to 3 days. This definition design is a set print and is not personalised, so it arrives exactly as shown, ready to settle the argument before it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this design best for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design suits the quietly smug devotee who treats his love of the game as established fact. It makes a knowing gift for a mate or dad whose devotion runs deep, and it is built for cold match days and clubhouse afternoons where the definition will get the nod it deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Rugby Nut","offers":[{"title":"X-Small \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681042603,"sku":"JH001-XS-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681075371,"sku":"JH001-S-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681108139,"sku":"JH001-M-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681140907,"sku":"JH001-L-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681173675,"sku":"JH001-XL-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681206443,"sku":"JH001-2XL-JBK","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681239211,"sku":"JH001-3XL-JBK","price":38.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681271979,"sku":"JH001-4XL-JBK","price":39.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X-Large \/ Jet Black","offer_id":42595681304747,"sku":"JH001-5XL-JBK","price":39.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681337515,"sku":"JH001-XS-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681370283,"sku":"JH001-S-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681403051,"sku":"JH001-M-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681435819,"sku":"JH001-L-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681468587,"sku":"JH001-XL-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681501355,"sku":"JH001-2XL-FIR","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large \/ Fire Red","offer_id":42595681534123,"sku":"JH001-3XL-FIR","price":38.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681566891,"sku":"JH001-XS-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681599659,"sku":"JH001-S-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681632427,"sku":"JH001-M-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681665195,"sku":"JH001-L-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681697963,"sku":"JH001-XL-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681730731,"sku":"JH001-2XL-OXN","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681763499,"sku":"JH001-3XL-OXN","price":38.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X-Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681796267,"sku":"JH001-4XL-OXN","price":39.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"5X-Large \/ Oxford Navy","offer_id":42595681829035,"sku":"JH001-5XL-OXN","price":39.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Small \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595681861803,"sku":"JH001-XS-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595681894571,"sku":"JH001-S-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595681927339,"sku":"JH001-M-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595681960107,"sku":"JH001-L-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595681992875,"sku":"JH001-XL-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595682025643,"sku":"JH001-2XL-CHA","price":37.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X-Large \/ Charcoal","offer_id":42595682058411,"sku":"JH001-3XL-CHA","price":38.19,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/4550\/8779\/products\/RugbyNounBlackUnisexHoodie.png?v=1679631929","url":"https:\/\/rugbynut.co.uk\/products\/rugby-noun-hoodie","provider":"Rugby Nut","version":"1.0","type":"link"}