{"product_id":"funny-rugby-t-shirt-being-sexy","title":"Being Sexy Rugby T Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby T Shirt, I Hate Being Sexy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is a heavy cross to bear, the burden of being effortlessly gorgeous and a rugby player at the same time. This shirt accepts the curse on your behalf with total false modesty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Barry T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 1,800+ verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Cheryl T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrong 180gsm heavyweight cotton. Takes a beating and keeps its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong length and generous fit. Cut for a proper build.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizing runs true. Check the chart before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition DTG print. Stays sharp season after season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless twin-needle collar sits better on the neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin-needle sleeves and hem for strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-out label. No scratchy neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby T Shirt For The Reluctant Heartthrob\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the player with cauliflower ears, a scuffed knee and an ego the size of the clubhouse, the one who insists he hates all the attention while clearly loving every second. I hate being sexy but I am a rugby player, so I cannot help it. It is peak rugby self-deprecation, a boast dressed up as a complaint, and anyone in the squad will recognise exactly which teammate it was made for. Probably them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print sits on strong 180gsm cotton, so it holds its shape no matter how much the wearer flexes for an imaginary audience. It runs long and generous, cut for a proper rugby frame, which only adds to the joke. Wear it to training, the pub, or the post-match curry where the modesty act gets a thorough workout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind I Hate Being Sexy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole gag is the wink. Rugby players are not exactly built like catalogue models, which is precisely why a shirt claiming irresistible good looks is so funny on one. It is confidence and comedy in the same breath, the swagger of the changing room turned into a punchline. Being modest was never really an option, and this design knows it, leaning all the way into the cheeky, self-aware bravado that rugby blokes do better than anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also works as a wind-up gift, the kind you buy for the mate who needs his head deflating with love. Hand it over and watch him pretend to be offended before wearing it every single weekend. For more of this cheeky, knowing humour, the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/humour\"\u003efunny rugby t shirts\u003c\/a\u003e range is full of designs cut from the same daft cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby T Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost novelty tees are thin, scratchy and forgotten in a fortnight. This is not one of them. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews on our clothing, it is made to keep the joke running through season after season. The DTG print stays sharp, the generous cut flatters the broad and the not-so-broad alike, and the colours read clean across black, navy, charcoal and Irish green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt suits the player who takes a hit, gets up grinning, and somehow still thinks he is the best-looking man on the pitch. Tough, cheeky, gloriously full of himself in a way nobody really minds, that is the wearer, and this design was drawn to sit right on his undeniably modest chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby T Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny rugby t shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny rugby t shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton and finished with a high-definition DTG print. The heavier fabric keeps its shape through repeated washes and the print stays sharp and fade-resistant, so the I hate being sexy line stays bold for the long haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing fit on this rugby t shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis rugby t shirt is cut long with a generous fit, made for a proper rugby build without clinging anywhere. Sizing runs true to standard, so order your usual size and check the size chart on the listing if you are between two, with larger 3XL to 5XL options available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will it ship and can this design be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and ship on a 1 to 3 day UK service. 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