{"product_id":"collision-sport-polo-shirt","title":"Collision Sport Polo Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby Polo Shirt, Collision Sport Ballroom Tango\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome sports brush past each other and call it contact. You played the one where two men leave the floor and only one lands.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt.\"\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e(Barry T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e 1,800+ verified reviews\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e(Cheryl T.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton, 50% polyester. Durable and holds its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong length and generous fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizing runs accurate. Check the chart before ordering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-definition print. Crisp and will not fade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck for comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar holds its shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwin-needle stitching for strength.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby Polo Shirt Built For The Man Who Tackles For Fun\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line is simple and the line is true. Ballroom dancing is a contact sport. Rugby is a collision sport. This polo says which one you chose, with a straight face and a raised eyebrow. It is the kind of joke a rugby man can wear to the clubhouse bar without a word of explanation. The collared cut keeps it sharp enough for the golf club or the family barbecue, so the gag travels well beyond match day. Made from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend that holds its shape through wash after wash, it stays smart while the wearer cheerfully reminds the room that a foxtrot never cracked a rib.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Thinking Behind The Collision Over Contact Punchline\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who has played knows the gulf between contact and collision is not a turn of phrase. Contact is a hand on the shoulder. Collision is two large humans meeting at full pace with no intention of giving way, then standing up to do it again. The design plants its flag on the harder side of that divide, with a cheeky nod to the Tango for anyone who fancies a graceful spin afterward. It suits the prop who treats a bruise as a souvenir and the dad who still talks about the one tackle that won the cup. The high-definition print keeps the wording bold and readable across the chest, so the message lands at a glance. It is wry without being smug and proud without being loud, carrying the confidence of someone who has felt a real hit and lived to laugh about it over a pint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby Polo Shirt That Gets It Right\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA good rugby joke earns its place because it is honest, and this one is honest to the bone. It does not exaggerate the game or take a swipe at the dancers. It simply states the obvious truth that one of these pastimes involves repeated impact, then leaves a knowing wink hanging in the air. That restraint is what makes it land. The polo does the heavy lifting on quality, with a ribbed collar that keeps its shape and a long, generous fit cut for a proper rugby build. For more sharp gear in the same deadpan spirit, browse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/humour\"\u003efunny rugby gifts\u003c\/a\u003e and find the design that fits the man you have in mind. This one is the safe bet for the player who never quite hung up his boots, or anyone who wants the world to know where they stand on the contact versus collision debate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFunny Rugby Polo Shirt FAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this funny rugby polo shirt made from and how is it printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny rugby polo shirt is made from a 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend chosen for durability and shape retention. The slogan is applied with a high-definition print that stays crisp and resists fading wash after wash, and the ribbed collar holds its form over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does the sizing on this polo shirt fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis polo shirt is cut with a long length and a generous fit, so it suits a proper rugby build rather than running tight. Sizing is accurate to the chart, so check your measurements against it before ordering rather than guessing from a usual high-street size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen will my order ship and can this polo be personalised?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach order is made to order with roughly 1 to 2 production days, then a UK shipping window of around 1 to 3 days. This polo shirt is a fixed design and cannot be personalised, since the collision sport line works exactly as it is printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this collision sport polo shirt best suited to?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis collision sport polo shirt suits the player or supporter who treats a heavy tackle as a badge of honour and enjoys reminding gentler sports of the difference. 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