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Youre Never Too Fat Tee
Rugby is the one sport where there is a position for every shape, and the bigger lads know it. This is the shirt for the front-row hero who proves the point every single weekend.
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Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.
This is the lad who hears never too fat to play rugby and treats it as a personal invitation. Boots polished, shorts squeezed on, hot to trot. He is the prop, the hooker, the unit who anchors the scrum and never once worried about a six-pack. Every other sport told him to slim down. Rugby handed him a position and never looked back.
The line sits on strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton, which is rather fitting for a shirt that celebrates not being built like a winger. He wears it to training, to the clubhouse, and to the barbecue where he reminds everyone that the scrum does not push itself. It is self-deprecating in the best rugby way and gets a roar of recognition from every big man in the room.
Rugby is gloriously democratic about size. Tall, short, lean, large, there is a shirt with your number on it and a job only you can do. This design celebrates the broader end of that spectrum with a grin. It is the front-rower's gentle dig at himself, worn with total pride, because in this game his frame is an asset and not an apology.
It makes a brilliant gift for the prop who loves a laugh at his own expense, or any clubman who has heard the joke a hundred times and still chuckles. Among our wider range of funny rugby gifts, it is the one the big lads claim instantly. Give it to your favourite forward and watch it become his most-worn shirt.
The joke only lands worn by the man it is about, and he wears it like a badge. No shame, all swagger, the cheerful confidence of someone who found the one sport that wanted him exactly as he is. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, the shirt is built generous and tough. It earns a belly laugh and a knowing nod across the bar.
Pair it with a post-match pint and the picture is complete. He is not bothered about the gym, he has a scrum to win and a song to sing. The shirt says it for him, loud and proud, exactly as the front row likes it.
What is the Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt made from and how is it printed?
The Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt is made from strong 180gsm heavyweight cotton with a high-definition DTG print. The heavier cotton keeps the slogan crisp and fade-resistant through every wash, so the joke stays as bold as the front-rower wearing it for seasons on end.
How does the Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt fit and is it true to size?
The Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt fits true to size with a long length and genuinely generous cut, which suits a bigger rugby build perfectly. Check the size chart before ordering, as our roomier fit gives the comfortable, non-clingy feel the front row tends to want.
When does the Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt ship and can it be personalised?
The Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt is made to order with 1 to 2 production days and a UK shipping window of 1 to 3 days. This design is not personalised, as the never too fat line lands best as a shared front-row punchline rather than a named one.
Who is the Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt best suited to?
The Youre Never Too Fat T Shirt suits the proud prop, hooker or any big unit who anchors the scrum and laughs at himself. It is a perfect gift for the forward who loves the one sport that values his size, and who happily owns the joke about it.
Provided shipping is to an address in the UK, we will cover the cost of postage and packing when you order more than £39 of our awesome products (please note there is not enough meat on the bone to give you free shipping AND a discount at the same time).
All of our items are proudly custom made and printed on-demand in the UK. Orders typically take only 3 business days for us to get them printed, dried, quality control checked, and then packed. You can then select 48 Hrs Royal Mail (2-3 days) or Royal Mail next-day delivery at the checkout (for deliveries or to the UK).
To see delivery times outside the UK, please look at the Shipping Rates page for details. Typically, it takes 5-10 working days after leaving our facility, with possible further-in-country delays, depending on your local COVID-19 restrictions.
We will email you a tracking number as soon as your order is about to leave our Facility.
Although we have a very high level of customer satisfaction and retention, we also recognise that in rare cases, refunds may be requested. We want you to love your purchase, so if you’re not 100% satisfied, we accept returns or exchanges within 60 days from the date you received your order. Please email us at fanhelp@rugbynut.co.uk
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We do our utmost to get orders printed in good time, dried, quality checked and then out the door to you. During the run-up to Christmas we put double-shifts on the printing machines and in the warehouse to make sure we keep up with the high volume of orders. But we don't have direct control over Royal Mail or the couriers and cannot, therefore, guarantee that orders will be received in time for Christmas, Birthdays or other anniversaries or special dates and will not issue refunds on that basis unfortunately. So please make sure that you order in good time.