Touch Myself Christmas Jumper

Description

Rugby Christmas Jumper, When I Think Of You I Touch Myself

You read the line, you clocked the punchline, and you grinned before you could stop yourself. It is the festive sweater that touches the rugby ball, every time, with full innocence and zero apology.

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• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Christmas Jumper With A Double Meaning

The whole gag rides on the picture. Read alone it sounds filthy, then the rugby ball lands and you realise you are the one with the dirty mind. That double-take is the entire point, and it lands hardest on the player who lives and breathes the game year round. Printed on a thick 280gsm sweatshirt, it carries the wind-up through a full December of parties without losing its shape.

The Thinking Behind The Double-Take

Innuendo only works when it is innocent on paper, and this one is squeaky clean once you see the ball. It flatters the wearer as cheeky rather than crude, which is exactly the post-match singsong tone the rugby crowd lives for. We finish it with a high-definition print so the gag stays sharp and the reveal stays clean wash after wash. It is the kind of line that gets read out loud at the bar, twice, just to watch faces change.

Rugby Christmas Jumper That Gets It Right

A festive jumper has one job at a rugby Christmas do, and that is to start the laughing before the first round lands. This one does it with a single look and a slow grin, worn by the player who would rather be remembered than tasteful. Printed in the UK on a soft, cotton-faced 280gsm body, it is built for repeat outings, not one wear. For the clubmate who shares this exact sense of humour, the rest of our funny rugby gifts are worth a look.

Rugby Christmas Jumper FAQ

What is this Christmas jumper made from and how is it printed?

This rugby Christmas jumper is a thick 280gsm sweatshirt in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft cotton-faced inside. The double-meaning design is printed with a high-definition finish that stays crisp and will not crack or fade through repeated festive wears.

How does the jumper fit and what size should I get?

This Christmas jumper has a generous fit and runs true to standard sizing across XS to 5XL. If you want room to layer for a cold matchday, take your usual size, and check the measurements before ordering rather than sizing up unnecessarily.

When does it ship and can the design be personalised?

Your jumper is printed and dispatched within 1 to 2 production days, with UK delivery usually arriving 1 to 3 days later. The double-meaning design is a fixed print and cannot be personalised, so it lands exactly as shown.

Who is this cheeky double-meaning Christmas jumper for?

It suits the rugby obsessive whose mind is cleaner than it looks, and who enjoys watching everyone else assume the worst. It makes a sharp gift for the clubmate who never misses a wind-up, and a knowing bit of mischief for the player happy to be the talking point at the Christmas do.