Warning Flankers Hoodie

Description

Rugby Hoodie, Warning Flankers

You have felt a flanker arrive a fraction before you saw him, and your ribs still remember it. This hoodie prints the warning every ball-carrier wishes came with a mirror.

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• Heavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester. Built to last.
• Soft fleece lining, warm as toast. Sorted for the touchline on a cold Saturday.
• Generous fit, runs a touch longer than usual.
• High-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash.
• Double-layer hood with drawcord and steel eyelets.
• Front pouch pocket, fleece-lined. Warm hands while you watch the game.
• Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape.
• Twin-needle stitching, double-stitched for strength.
• Machine washable at 30 degrees.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Hoodie For The Wary Ball-Carrier

Warning, flankers may be closer than they appear. It borrows the wing mirror line and aims it squarely at the openside who arrives the instant you take the ball. This hoodie is for anyone who has carried into contact and been folded by a flanker they never saw coming. The joke lands because it is grimly true, the back row is always closer and faster than you would like. Printed on a heavyweight 280gsm body, it is built to take the same punishment as the wearer, holding its shape through a season of heavy contact and hard training. The fleece lining keeps you warm on the touchline while you watch the next poor soul get hunted down.

The Thinking Behind The Warning

The gag works by lifting a familiar everyday phrase and dropping it into rugby, where the danger it warns of is very real. Every forward pack has a flanker who seems to teleport into the tackle, and this line captures the ball-carrier's healthy fear of exactly that. It flatters the wearer as someone who knows the game from the inside, who understands that the openside is the one to watch. There is dry humour in it, the sort that comes from hard-won experience rather than a joke book. It is knowing and a little rueful, the register of a player who has learned the lesson the hard way. The high-definition print keeps the warning crisp through wash after wash, so it still raises a knowing grin many seasons from now.

Rugby Hoodie That Gets It Right

A hoodie built on hard-won rugby wisdom has to be tough enough to back it up, and this one is. It suits the player who has been hunted down by a flanker and lived to laugh about it, and the fan who knows the back row wins games. The generous cut sits well over a broad frame, and the front pouch pocket keeps your hands warm while you watch training. Made in the UK and backed by 1,800+ verified reviews, it holds its shape through years of Saturdays. Buy it for the flanker in your squad who will take it as a compliment, or browse more in the same knowing spirit across our funny rugby gifts.

Rugby Hoodie FAQ

What is this rugby hoodie made from and how is it printed?

This rugby hoodie is a heavyweight 280gsm body in 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft fleece lining. The warning flankers design is applied with a high-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash, so the slogan reads clean season after season.

How does the hoodie fit and what size should I choose?

This hoodie has a generous fit and runs a touch longer than usual, which suits a broad build over a layer. It runs from XS to 5XL, so take your usual size for room to move and check the measurements before ordering rather than sizing up.

When does it ship and can the design be personalised?

Your hoodie is printed and dispatched within 1 to 2 production days, with UK delivery usually arriving 1 to 3 days later. The warning flankers design is a fixed print and cannot be personalised, so it turns up exactly as shown, ready for the next game.

Who is the warning flankers hoodie for?

It suits the ball-carrier who has been flattened by an openside they never saw and can laugh about it. It makes a great gift for the flanker in the squad who will wear it as a badge, and a knowing choice for anyone who respects the back row's ruthless craft.