Top Scrum Hoodie

Description

Rugby Hoodie, Top Scrum

You love two things in this life, the eighty minutes and a certain fighter-jet film, and you have never seen why you should choose. Top Scrum is the daft mash-up that finally puts both on one chest.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

• Heavyweight 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester. Built to last.
• Soft fleece lining, warm as toast. Sorted for the touchline on a cold Saturday.
• Generous fit, runs a touch longer than usual.
• High-definition print that stays crisp and will not fade in the wash.
• Double-layer hood with drawcord and steel eyelets.
• Front pouch pocket, fleece-lined. Warm hands while you watch the game.
• Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape.
• Twin-needle stitching, double-stitched for strength.
• Machine washable at 30 degrees.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Rugby Hoodie With A Film-Buff Punchline

Top Scrum takes the most quoted action film of all time and drops it straight into the front row. It is the kind of pun that makes you groan and grin at once, turning aviator cool into front-row grunt. For the fan who loves game and movie alike, it is an instant favourite.

The 280gsm fleece-lined body backs the joke up with genuine warmth. This is a cold-weather hoodie first, ready for a frozen touchline or a long evening with the rugby on. It is a great icebreaker too, with half the room quoting the famous lines back at you and the other half asking what it means.

The Thinking Behind Top Scrum

The best puns hinge on a single sound, and Top Gun to Top Scrum is about as clean a swap as you will find in rugby. The film is iconic and instantly recognisable, so dropping the scrum into it gives you a joke that lands the second anyone reads it.

This is written for the fan with a playful, pop-culture sense of humour. They love a clever bit of wordplay, they have seen the film more times than they will admit, and they want rugby kit with a wink rather than a war cry. If absurd, punny designs are your thing, you will find plenty more across our funny rugby gifts collection, all built for people who like the lighter side of the sport.

Rugby Hoodie That Gets It Right

Novelty hoodies often skimp on the actual garment. This one does not, pairing the gag with heavyweight 280gsm fabric and a soft fleece lining, so it is a proper warm layer that happens to be funny. The high definition print keeps the lettering crisp and fade-resistant, so the punchline stays sharp through wash after wash.

As a gift it is an easy win for the rugby fan who also quotes films at the dinner table. Buy it for the team mate with the daft sense of humour, the dad who loves the classics, or the mate who appreciates a good groan-worthy pun. The generous cut runs a touch longer than usual, and the ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape for years. It says you found something that hits both their loves at once, backed by more than 1,800 verified reviews.

Rugby Hoodie FAQ

What is the Top Scrum hoodie made from and how is it printed?

The Top Scrum hoodie is a heavyweight 280gsm blend of 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester with a soft fleece lining. The design is applied with high definition printing that stays crisp and fade-resistant, and the double-layer hood uses a drawcord with steel eyelets for long-term durability.

How does this hoodie fit and how should I choose a size?

This hoodie has a generous unisex fit that runs a touch longer than usual, which taller wearers regularly praise. It is roomy by design, so take your normal size for a relaxed fit or size down one if you prefer it closer to the body.

How quickly does it ship and can the Top Scrum design be personalised?

Orders are typically produced in 1 to 2 days and shipped within a 1 to 3 day window across the UK. The Top Scrum design is printed exactly as shown and is not available for personalisation, so no custom wording can be added to this particular hoodie.

Who is the Top Scrum design best for?

This design is best for the rugby fan who also loves the famous fighter-jet film and enjoys a good pun. It suits a team mate or relative with a playful sense of humour, and works as a gift for anyone who likes their rugby kit with a film-buff wink.