How Tall Are You Sweatshirt

Description

Funny Rugby Sweatshirt, How Tall Are You?

Every second row has heard it at a wedding, a bar, a bus stop, the inevitable how tall are you from a total stranger. Now the answer is printed on your chest so you can save your breath.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "I am super pleased with this shirt. It was delivered really quickly and looks the same as advertised. I'm very tall and was really pleased with the length of the shirt." (Barry T.)

With 1,800+ verified reviews, our previous buyers say we supply great quality clothing and provide first-class customer service, so go ahead and order with confidence.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This is my 3rd purchase. All 3 are great quality. Definitely recommend." (Cheryl T.)

• Thick 280gsm, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester.
• Generous fit.
• Soft cotton-faced fabric. Warm as toast.
• Great for the Christmas do or a cold day on the side.
• Taped neck for comfort.
• Twin-needle stitching for strength.
• WRAP certified. No sweatshops.

Printed in the UK. Go ahead and select your colour and size above.

Shipping starts from £3.89 (UK). Exact rates show at checkout.

Funny Rugby Sweatshirt For The Towering Type

This is for the lock, the number eight, the back five enforcer who cannot walk into a room without someone craning up and asking the same tired question. How tall are you? Are you a towering giant or a little chicken? The design answers before they finish the sentence, and that deadpan reply is exactly the kind of dry humour rugby people live for. It is a shirt that does the small talk for you.

It is made on thick 280gsm cotton-faced fabric, which matters when you are built like a lamppost and most tops give up at the hem. This one runs generous and warm, so it actually covers the frame it was designed for. Pull it on for training, the clubhouse, or the long Saturday on the side, and let the joke land while you stay toasty.

The Thinking Behind How Tall Are You

The genius of this design is that it is a real conversation every tall player has had a thousand times. There is no need to explain it. Anyone who has spent their life being measured by strangers at parties gets it instantly, and so does everyone who plays alongside them. It is self-aware without being smug, a knowing shrug rather than a boast, which is why it raises a snort instead of an eye-roll.

It also wears well because it is universal in the clubhouse. The props rib the locks, the backs rib the forwards, and a shirt like this gives everyone a target and a laugh. It is the kind of gift that gets stolen out of the kit bag. For more of the same dry, wearable humour, the rest of our funny rugby gifts range is full of it.

Funny Rugby Sweatshirt That Gets It Right

Plenty of joke jumpers are printed thin and the gag wears off with the print. Not this one. Backed by 1,800+ verified reviews on our clothing, it is built to keep the joke going for years. The generous fit suits the tall and broad it pokes fun at, the cotton-faced fabric stays soft, and the WRAP certified production means it is made properly.

It suits the player who answers the height question with a straight face and a quick line, the one who plays it hard on the pitch and keeps the room laughing after. Big frame, bigger sense of humour, that is the wearer, and this design was cut to sit on their considerable shoulders.

Funny Rugby Sweatshirt FAQ

What is this funny rugby sweatshirt made from and how is it printed?

This funny rugby sweatshirt is made from thick 280gsm fabric, 80% ringspun cotton and 20% polyester, with a soft cotton-faced inside. The how tall are you design is printed in high definition so it stays crisp and will not fade in the wash, keeping the joke sharp wear after wear.

How does this sweatshirt fit, especially for taller players?

This sweatshirt has a generous fit, which suits the taller, broader players the joke is aimed at. It runs close to standard sizing with a bit of extra length, so order your usual size and size up only if you want more room, and check the size chart if you are between two.

When does it ship and can the how tall are you design be personalised?

Orders are printed within 1 to 2 production days and ship on a 1 to 3 day UK service. The how tall are you design is a fixed print and is not personalised, so it arrives exactly as shown without names, numbers or height added.

Who is this how tall are you design best for?

It suits the second row, lock or number eight who fields the same height question from strangers everywhere they go. It makes a brilliant gift for the tallest player at the club, the one who answers with a dry one-liner and a grin.